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A Jacksonville, Florida man called 911 after the Subway "sandwich artist" [Do they still call them that?] put mayo and mustard on his foot long spicey italian, but left off the other sauces, which caused him to go bat-crap wacko, forcing the Subway employees to lock him out the store.

...it gets better.  After calling 911 the first time to complain, he dialed 911 a second time to ask why it was taking so long for the officiers to arrive on the "scene of the crime."

After the officers arrived, they tried to explain why your sandwich not being saucy enough, isn't a good reason to call 911.  After those attempts failed, they arrested the man for making false 911 calls.

Via KOLD News [Make sure to click on the link to check out their awesome "news person head montage" banner at the top of their page! Why don't we have one of those?!]