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Yeah USA Update #2: Added a photo gallery of the campaign posters and some very shocking photos of what Lion's Choice supporter Melody does when she thinks no one but her commie buddies are looking!

Yeah USA Update #1: Here's another graphic for you (at bottom), suitable for printing!

If you want a good roast beef sandwich, or if you just want fast food in general, Arby's is your answer.  Period.  The End.  Finished.  End of statement.  Fact.  Seriously.

Some of you might say, "Wait a minute Mike!  I think Lion's Choice is better!"  Well, first off, that's stupid.  That being said, for the sake of argument and making this post a little longer, I'll discuss.

Lions are stupid and no one gives a crap what their choice is. Dumb name...strike one.

The Lion's Choice menu is completely lame compared to the culinary delights that await on the Arby's menu!  The highlights for each?  Glad you asked...Lion's Choice: Roast Beef sandwich; Arby's: Philly Beef Sub, Large Roast Beef, Beef 'n Cheddar, Bacon Beef 'n Cheddar, and the list goes on!  Comparing Arby's menu of hits to Lion's Choice is like comparing The Beatles discography to Deep Blue Something's.  Strike two.

Arby's has Loaded Potato Bites. Strike three.

I know you only need three strikes and you're out, but just for good measure, here's a quick story: I was sitting at a stoplight next to the parking lot of a Lion's Choice.  I looked over and a see this guy holding a baby by the head like a basketball while he was stomping on squirrels and other cute woodland creatures with his giant boots.  Once he had has his fun, he thew the baby in his car and rolled the windows up in the stifling August heat and went inside the Lion's Choice to eat! Are you telling me you want to be associated with a known baby-palmer/squirrel-stomper/baby-thrower/Lion's Choice eater?  Didn't think so.  Strike seven.  (Yeah, that's a big one!  Counts for 4!)

I'm #1 Arby's Fan Mike Flynn, and I approve this message.

(Illustration: Me, because I'm an Arby's eater and that makes me smart and awesome enough to make my own graphics.)