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Five Things the VP Debates Really Mean for St. Louis

Yeah!  The VP debate is finally here and it is taking place tonight in our own backyard.  It is a very exciting and historic time in our country and all eyes are on our fair and humble city.  Here is a short list of what this really means for the citizens of St. Louis:

  1. Traffic will suck way worse during your drive home if you live anywhere remotely close to University City, the Central West End, or Clayton.  Forget the flurry of anxiety over the Hwy 40 shutdown - this is the real traffic nightmare.  If you happen to live around Wash U's campus you probably would have been better off bringing a cot to work with you because the motorcades and security mean you aren't getting home any time soon - no way, no how.


  2. There are going to be some ticked off blue-hairs walking around tomorrow because the local BINGO halls preempted the KENO game on the television to instead show some lady with an accent and some guy with a comb-over fighting about that Mavrick guy from "Top Gun" and some new fangled music called "Barock." 


  3. If you have friends or family involved in a private liberal arts university in any form you will be subjected to a deluge of conversation that requires little more from you than head nodding and saying "oh my" as you listen to them recount their experience volunteering for the debates and the "crazy security."


  4. There is a good chance you will get out of that uber-uncomfortable, daily inquisition from your way political co-worker (you know the one who keeps asking who your voting for even though tell them you'd rather not say).  The reason?  They were probably at one of the viewing parties that were happening all over town and if your lucky they will probably be too hung over or hoarse to attempt it.



  5. The last bit of debate related bad news for St. Louis (and the entire nation actually) is that "The Office" is being preempted for the debate coverage.  While choosing the next leader of the free-world is important, we really need to know if Angela is going to finally face up to her two-timing ways.  We need to know as a city, and we need to know as a nation.

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