Updated 65 Days ago

Ugly Clothing Theme Parties Give New Life To Closet Hogs

We all have them, lurking in the back corner of our bottom drawers or hanging onto dear life to the far reaches of the closet bars.  They are ugly and the collect dust, and unless you are a religious closet-purger they can hang and sit there for years.  Items like the shiny taffeta dress from the days when Dallas was in heavy conversational rotation and the hideous sweater Grandma Ruth gave you for Christmas because "it was so cute" are being born again as the stars of ugly clothing theme parties. 

The Ugly Christmas Sweater Party has been gaining popularity as each holiday passes.  So much so, there is a site dedicated to buying and selling the ugliest Christmas sweaters out there.  The idea behind the soiree is dusting off sweaters with reindeer, snowflakes - you know the stuff - and donning them for an evening out.  There is usually some type of contest involved with voting on whose familial holiday gift giving skills are the most heinous and a prize (or bragging rights?) for the winner.

Other closet relics being reprised as a party theme are the hideous, once high fashion, cocktail dresses from the '80's.  Getting and invitation to an Ugly '80's Cocktail Dress party means you are invited to share in an evening of bliss - filled with taffeta, plenty of big bows, and enough lace to keep a doily factory busy.  These parties can also put those ugly bridesmaid dresses that haunt most female closets to good use.

There are also the White-Trash themed parties where you can pull out all of your ugly closet hogs to cut, slice, dice, and create your way to a fascinating theme party outfit.  Don't forget to bag a can of beer and roll a cigarette pack in your sleeve before heading out the door.

These celebrations of fashion gone wrong make for a relaxing party (it's hard to be pretentious when your wearing a sweater with snowmen) and also churn out a load of hilarious pics.  Added bonus - they have all the fun of a Halloween party but without the pressure of finding "the perfect couples costume" or the least cheesy vampire get up.   So the next time you are staring at that ugly outfit in disgust ask yourself: what kind of party would this make for?

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