ToastedRav.com http://toastedrav.com/people/SkipForeplay en Copyright 2008 Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:02:23 -0700 http://toastedrav.com http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ToastedRav.com http://media.bonnint.net/dado/oss-trav/0/42/4263.jpg ToastedRav.com <![CDATA[SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article But Wait - There's More! Better Living Through Informercials & SkyMall]]> SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article But Wait - There's More! Better Living Through Informercials & SkyMall:

If Billy Mays has taught us anything about Marketing (and he hasn't), it's that sales are directly proportional to how loud and annoying you are.

I just know that if I pass on to the next life and am damned to the infernal regions, Billy Mays will be running the show and his toady will be the scrawny kid that sells "Sham Wows,"
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http://toastedrav.com/post/5698#comment-15149 http://toastedrav.com/post/5698#comment-15149 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:57:24 -0700
<![CDATA[SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled "But Wait - There's More! Better Living Through Informercials & SkyMall".]]> SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled But Wait - There's More! Better Living Through Informercials & SkyMall.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/5698 http://toastedrav.com/post/5698 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:53:47 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled "A Plea To End These Five Gross Habits In 2009".]]> SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled A Plea To End These Five Gross Habits In 2009.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/5685 http://toastedrav.com/post/5685 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:23:07 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled "This Busty Raccoon Kinda Looks Like Pam Anderson".]]> SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled This Busty Raccoon Kinda Looks Like Pam Anderson.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/5616 http://toastedrav.com/post/5616 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:05:06 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay voted up the Shout! entitled "He's Back. And He's Armed".]]> SkipForeplay voted up the Shout! titled He's Back. And He's Armed.]]> http://toastedrav.com/shout/post/447_hes_back_and_hes_armed http://toastedrav.com/shout/post/447_hes_back_and_hes_armed Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:06:50 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay voted up the Shout! entitled "Arthur Fonzarelli dupes financial world with vast Fonzie scheme".]]> SkipForeplay voted up the Shout! titled Arthur Fonzarelli dupes financial world with vast Fonzie scheme.]]> http://toastedrav.com/shout/post/433__arthur_fonzarelli_dupes_financial_world_with_vast_fonzie_scheme http://toastedrav.com/shout/post/433__arthur_fonzarelli_dupes_financial_world_with_vast_fonzie_scheme Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:25:14 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay voted up the Shout! entitled "Lemp Mansion Experience".]]> SkipForeplay voted up the Shout! titled Lemp Mansion Experience.]]> http://toastedrav.com/shout/post/432_lemp_mansion_experience http://toastedrav.com/shout/post/432_lemp_mansion_experience Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:25:10 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay voted up the Shout! entitled "Why Batman Doesn't Enjoy Christmas Shopping".]]> SkipForeplay voted up the Shout! titled Why Batman Doesn't Enjoy Christmas Shopping.]]> http://toastedrav.com/shout/post/430_why_batman_doesnt_enjoy_christmas_shopping http://toastedrav.com/shout/post/430_why_batman_doesnt_enjoy_christmas_shopping Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:24:07 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay posted a comment on the Shout! Why Batman Doesn't Enjoy Christmas Shopping]]> SkipForeplay posted a comment on the Shout! Why Batman Doesn't Enjoy Christmas Shopping:

I haven't seen super heroes smack each other around like that since Ace and Gary.]]>
http://toastedrav.com/post/430#comment-14747 http://toastedrav.com/post/430#comment-14747 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:19:39 -0700
<![CDATA[SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled "Feel Like Giggling Like a Child? Check Out These Comic Frames Out of Context!".]]> SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled Feel Like Giggling Like a Child? Check Out These Comic Frames Out of Context!.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/3241 http://toastedrav.com/post/3241 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:19:20 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled "Most Unrealistic Diet Ad EVER".]]> SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled Most Unrealistic Diet Ad EVER.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/5542 http://toastedrav.com/post/5542 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:04:55 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article Starting To Feel Bad For Jen: Over Played]]> SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article Starting To Feel Bad For Jen: Over Played:

I say we put it to a vote. Everyone who thinks the cover was a good idea, raise your hand. Jen, you get two votes. Go ahead!]]>
http://toastedrav.com/post/5550#comment-14740 http://toastedrav.com/post/5550#comment-14740 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:01:55 -0700
<![CDATA[SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled "Starting To Feel Bad For Jen: Over Played".]]> SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled Starting To Feel Bad For Jen: Over Played.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/5550 http://toastedrav.com/post/5550 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:01:51 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article RavBytes: Just Say No To Yellow Margarine]]> SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article RavBytes: Just Say No To Yellow Margarine:

They can have my Shedd's Spread Country Crock when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.]]>
http://toastedrav.com/post/5473#comment-14734 http://toastedrav.com/post/5473#comment-14734 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:43:32 -0700
<![CDATA[SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled "RavBytes: Just Say No To Yellow Margarine".]]> SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled RavBytes: Just Say No To Yellow Margarine.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/5473 http://toastedrav.com/post/5473 Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:42:00 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article Adultery Made Easy: An Interview With AshleyMadison.com]]> SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article Adultery Made Easy: An Interview With AshleyMadison.com:

This looks like simple marketing to pathetic, mid life crisis adults. I seriously doubt anyone is making any real "hook ups" any more than late night "Chat with Local Singles" hot lines. I feel like I need a shower now.]]>
http://toastedrav.com/post/5483#comment-14566 http://toastedrav.com/post/5483#comment-14566 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:39:10 -0700
<![CDATA[SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article RavBytes: Puppy Poisoner Charged]]> SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article RavBytes: Puppy Poisoner Charged:

I think the punishment should suit the crime. I'll make the ribs myself.]]>
http://toastedrav.com/post/5503#comment-14563 http://toastedrav.com/post/5503#comment-14563 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:32:17 -0700
<![CDATA[SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled "RavBytes: Puppy Poisoner Charged".]]> SkipForeplay favorited the post entitled RavBytes: Puppy Poisoner Charged.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/5503 http://toastedrav.com/post/5503 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:30:46 -0700 <![CDATA[SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article Name These Five Ubiquitous Movie Quotes]]> SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article Name These Five Ubiquitous Movie Quotes:

Scrooged!]]>
http://toastedrav.com/post/5389#comment-14276 http://toastedrav.com/post/5389#comment-14276 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:27:13 -0700
<![CDATA[SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article Movies That Should Have A Sequel, Good Or Bad]]> SkipForeplay posted a comment on the article Movies That Should Have A Sequel, Good Or Bad:

How about "Seventeen Candles?" Hey, the donger still might need food.

Chris and Mike's choices are sheer genius. I'm thinking "Titanic 2: Jack's Revenge" or "Soylent Green 2: Super Size Me."
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http://toastedrav.com/post/5384#comment-14272 http://toastedrav.com/post/5384#comment-14272 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:21:47 -0700