ToastedRav.com http://toastedrav.com/people/jp en Copyright 2008 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:17:58 -0700 http://toastedrav.com http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ToastedRav.com http://media.bonnint.net/dado/oss-trav/0/42/4263.jpg ToastedRav.com <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article <i>Role Models</i> - Paul Rudd Delivers One Of The Funniest Movies Of The Year]]> jp posted a comment on the article Role Models - Paul Rudd Delivers One Of The Funniest Movies Of The Year:

I'm curious about learning how to not stare at a woman's chest. I'll be seeing this as a form of self-therapy.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/4856#comment-12507 http://toastedrav.com/post/4856#comment-12507 Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:08:40 -0700 <![CDATA[jp favorited the post entitled "Take the Citizenship Test".]]> jp favorited the post entitled Take the Citizenship Test.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2809 http://toastedrav.com/post/2809 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:43:03 -0600 <![CDATA[jp favorited the post entitled "How many cannibals could your body feed?".]]> jp favorited the post entitled How many cannibals could your body feed?.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2810 http://toastedrav.com/post/2810 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:41:27 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article How many cannibals could your body feed?]]> jp posted a comment on the article How many cannibals could your body feed?:

Oh yeah, and this...

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]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2810#comment-7473 http://toastedrav.com/post/2810#comment-7473 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:37:59 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article How many cannibals could your body feed?]]> jp posted a comment on the article How many cannibals could your body feed?:

Sandy, you aren't doing your part to ensure a sustainable environment for the endangered cannibal. I, on the other hand, am a 1-man cannibal-feeding machine. Though, I'm afraid I should curtail some of my cannibalism promoting behavior a little lest I could be accused of introducing a level of complacency into their habitat by providing enough food for all.

My goal is to be able to feed just12 cannibals by the end of the summer, thereby guaranteeing a healthy competition for resources that prevents long-term overpopulation issues.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2810#comment-7472 http://toastedrav.com/post/2810#comment-7472 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:36:30 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article ToastedRav.com Launches User Profiles!]]> jp posted a comment on the article ToastedRav.com Launches User Profiles!:

Definitely somehting up with my 2-character screenname. Fix it will ya? Or let me change my screenname or sumptin.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2766#comment-7470 http://toastedrav.com/post/2766#comment-7470 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:29:35 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article Take the Citizenship Test]]> jp posted a comment on the article Take the Citizenship Test:

Bah, I'm apparently 90% American. But I took a harder citizenship test back in the day, serving 4 with the USMC. There's a whole lot of people that can't pass that one!]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2809#comment-7469 http://toastedrav.com/post/2809#comment-7469 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:26:04 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article ToastedRav.com's New St. Louis Blogger Directory]]> jp posted a comment on the article ToastedRav.com's New St. Louis Blogger Directory:

You want to know what I think?

You are 100% on the money with the whole Kristen Bell thing!]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2802#comment-7456 http://toastedrav.com/post/2802#comment-7456 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:23:25 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article <i>Hancock</i>: Blockbuster Turned Lackluster]]> jp posted a comment on the article Hancock: Blockbuster Turned Lackluster:

I am bummed. Two movies I was looking forward to this year have both failed to deliver. This and The Happening are both getting critically panned and I had really high hopes for both. Oh well, Dark Knight approaches!]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2792#comment-7455 http://toastedrav.com/post/2792#comment-7455 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:20:17 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article Trish's Trash: Angelina giving birth? Madonna divorcing? Paris Hilton pure?]]> jp posted a comment on the article Trish's Trash: Angelina giving birth? Madonna divorcing? Paris Hilton pure?:

Meh. I'm sure you looked fantastic, better even! There is something incredibly plastic about that woman. I just don't get the obsession with her that so many seem to have. And Paris? Ugh. ]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2800#comment-7454 http://toastedrav.com/post/2800#comment-7454 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:18:48 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article Big Mac: Would you welcome him back?]]> jp posted a comment on the article Big Mac: Would you welcome him back?:

It's not fickle. That word was created by out of towners and doesn't apply in these parts. This is Missouri, the Show-me state. You want us to like you? Show us why we should. You want our loyalty? Show us yours. You want our money, Show us something worth paying for.

Otherwise, Cry us another river. Recognizing failure is not being fickle, we only see what we are shown.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2794#comment-7435 http://toastedrav.com/post/2794#comment-7435 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:36:32 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article ToastedRav.com Launches User Profiles!]]> jp posted a comment on the article ToastedRav.com Launches User Profiles!:

Mine didn't work. I assume it's either because I hadn't posted any new content since you implemented them (but this will fix that), or... it no likely my 2 char screen name.

My Recaptcha for this post was "and Hurled". I will now end every sentence I write for the day with and Hurled.

Oh, I saw Wanted last night and Hurled.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2766#comment-7431 http://toastedrav.com/post/2766#comment-7431 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:38:49 -0600 <![CDATA[jp favorited the post entitled "<i>WALL-E</i>: Disney/Pixar Does It Again".]]> jp favorited the post entitled WALL-E: Disney/Pixar Does It Again.]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2673 http://toastedrav.com/post/2673 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:05:50 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article <i>WALL-E</i>: Disney/Pixar Does It Again]]> jp posted a comment on the article WALL-E: Disney/Pixar Does It Again:

I think this is your best review yet! I'm with Teach, I can't wait to see this movie.

But I gotta say, at no point during Kung [Naughty language removed.] Panda did I think Pixar had been out Pixar'd. It was good, sure, but it lacked the depth, and range, of recent Pixar stories movies. Still though, one of that company's best efforts for sure and finally one I didn't feel I had to pre-screen before I took the princess.

Back to WALL-E... I'm stoked!]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2673#comment-7286 http://toastedrav.com/post/2673#comment-7286 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:15:00 -0600 <![CDATA[jp favorited the post entitled "<i>Wanted</i>: A violent, adolescent revenge fantasy (but I mean that in the best possible sense)".]]> jp favorited the post entitled Wanted: A violent, adolescent revenge fantasy (but I mean that in the best possible sense).]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2656 http://toastedrav.com/post/2656 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:07:30 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article <i>Wanted</i>: A violent, adolescent revenge fantasy (but I mean that in the best possible sense)]]> jp posted a comment on the article Wanted: A violent, adolescent revenge fantasy (but I mean that in the best possible sense):

I"m going to come right out and say it, I don't like Angelina Jolie. I know, I know. It's crazy right? Still though, it's there and I have to work around it. Perhaps it was the deep emotional scarring courtesy of her performance in Alexander (which was below par even for that steaming stinkpile). Wow, you're good. You talked me into admitting two things that get me ostracized from the man club, not liking Angelina Jolie, and having seen Alexander.

Regardless, I'm finding myself more and more interested in this movie. I think, based on your opinion, I might just go see it in the theater if I can manage it.

Thanks for the review!]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2656#comment-7283 http://toastedrav.com/post/2656#comment-7283 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:29:44 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article Free Tacos Tomorrow at Jack in the Box]]> jp posted a comment on the article Free Tacos Tomorrow at Jack in the Box:

It was a regular thing for us to swing by Jack in the Box after a night on the landing. To quote my old friend Shane, our regular order was simple...

Two Oh
Tac-os
To go]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2677#comment-7229 http://toastedrav.com/post/2677#comment-7229 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:36:37 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article Get out the bug spray! West Nile is back in STL!]]> jp posted a comment on the article Get out the bug spray! West Nile is back in STL!:

I pledge that, if elected President, I will hold the Culicidae family responsible for their incessant acts of biological warfare against the citizens of this great nation. No longer will we stand idly by allowing our sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, cousins, neighbors, and attractive young interns to be victimized by these ruthless bloodsuckers. No, the Culicidae family will be brought to justice!

The plan is simple. A curfew will be put in place to reduce the window of opportunity of attack, which seems to rise drastically just before sundown. Cameras will be placed on the corner of every man-made structure in these United States to observe flight patterns and troop distribution. Furthermore, every living soul within our borders will wear a simple monitoring device that will report their every move for analysis by a crack team of government operatives allowing for rapid quarantine upon infection to sequester these former citizens that are now walking ammunition dumps for our enemy. Education, Socialization, and human interaction will be funnelled and filtered through the internet to garauntee our individual and social growth while insuring that we are less likely to be potentially exposed to a potential threat.

I understand that the infrastructure will take time to develop, but we will try our hardest to protect the future of every upright consumer first. Socio-economically challenged people in concentrated population areas will have a scientifically engineered program designed to fit their specific lifestyle; each will be given a can of bug-spray and a convenient pre-programmed pocket alarm that will sound off when it is their turn to execute a three second shot of bug repellent directly into the sky. When done at the appropriate time, this will guarantee a protective blanket of chemical defense for at least 30 minutes a year. Also on the can will be an infection reference card with instruction on how to dispose of themselves correctly if infected, if the self detonating timer isn't sufficient.

Welcome to the new, Freer, America!]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2676#comment-7228 http://toastedrav.com/post/2676#comment-7228 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:30:04 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article Free Tacos Tomorrow at Jack in the Box]]> jp posted a comment on the article Free Tacos Tomorrow at Jack in the Box:

As an added bonus, tacos give me gas. If only they gave me a receipt too, I could stand at the counter for 24 hours straight!

Am I the only one that could eat Jack in the Box tacos a dozen at a time?]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2677#comment-7225 http://toastedrav.com/post/2677#comment-7225 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:04:43 -0600 <![CDATA[jp posted a comment on the article The ToastedRav.com Staff Gets Hollypopped!]]> jp posted a comment on the article The ToastedRav.com Staff Gets Hollypopped!:

Very cool stuff, Nicely done Holly!]]> http://toastedrav.com/post/2658#comment-7197 http://toastedrav.com/post/2658#comment-7197 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:04:02 -0600