SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bottom.

Everyone around me is getting sick. (Knock on wood.) Feel better guys!

Just a little photo to brighten your day. I'd love to make it out to Colorado this year, but I could do without this part.

A multi-peirced, forked tongued, be-fanged chick shows off her...adjectives. This is weird and cool....but not necessarily in that order.

Hi, my name is Gus and my ID number is A408525!I am an 8-year-old Basset Hound with a tri colored coat. I am a good little guy who likes to go for walks where I can smell new things. I prefer to potty outside and I like to keep my cage clean. I am crate-trained but I'd prefer to take naps on your co...

I don't know which is worse; licking Ming's armpit or being captured in a...compromising position. Unintentional sports bloopers caught on film.

Wanna celebrate New Year's 24 times today? Chow.com has a neat way to celebrate around the globe, every time the bell rings.

I expected this with Christmas decorations before Halloween, but now Valentine's Day too? Sigh...

If you know me (and my slight obsession with 5-year-old humor), you'll know why I think this is great. And true.

This is crazy!!
Be sure to click the link for the actual photo of the foot/brain thing mid-story.
Warning: It may make you a little queasy.