The Toast - 9.11.09 - Jon Gosselin Despises Kate and Ellen Joins American Idol

Another week, another Toast. Here's what the celebs did with themselves this week:

Star Gazing

 

A gay male stripper crashed a George Clooney press conference in Italy. The unidentified man stripped down to his unmentionables and professed his love for the actor, begging him for a kiss. Though George declined, one could assume he at least thought about it...or not.

 

 

 

Hangover star Zach Galifianakis had the pleasure of sitting down for an interview with the unbelievably attractive Charlize Theron for his show on Funny or Die. The chat got off to an awkward start, then came an awkward middle, then an awkward end. Check out the clip.

 

 

Tube Talk

 

Jon Gosselin said in an ABC interview he despises Kate, accusing her of separating him from his family and smearing him in the tabloids. Never one to bite her tongue, Kate responded (or so says the National Enquirer,) by calling her ex a "pathological liar." Feel the love?

 

 

 

Ellen DeGeneres is filling the seat vacated by former American Idol judge Paula Abdul. The talk show host announced to her audience this week that she's been tapped to be the fourth judge and she's already started popping pills in order to be just as good as Paula...part of that sentence is made up; guess which part.

 

Reel World

 

Well, it looks like a few box office flops have yet to deflate Tyler Perry's massive ego. The director has named another movie after himself, unleashing Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself on the world. Way to hog all the space on the marquee, Tyler.

 

Tim Burton is back with another soul-darkening animated feature. 9 follows a puppet-like creature as he defends what's left of a post-apocalyptic world from evil death machines...is "evil death machine" redundant?

That, and plenty more, awaits. Kindly pass along the video when you're finished.