Jesse James Cheats on Sandra and Kim Kardashian Dumps Reggie Bush – The Toast

Insert your own clever opening line here, because The Toast is ready. Here's what the celebs did to amuse us this week:

Star Gazing

 

Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with a white power-tatted Michelle McGee. The "Bombshell" is one of a handful of ladies who've surfaced claiming to have bumped uglies with the man who's now likely to be Sandra's ex-husband.

 

 

 

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have called it quits. The world's largest butt parted ways with the Super Bowl champ after sources say Reggie couldn't hang with Kim's busy schedule. Meanwhile, RadarOnline claims Mr. Bush's cheating heart caused the relationship to sour.

 

 

Tube Talk

 

Dancing with the Stars season ten kicked off this week and the judges wasted no time crushing the dancers' hearts. Kate Gosselin took an especially rough beating, with her dancing style compared to a shopping cart. Meanwhile, Nicole Sherzinger stood out with a near flawless first dance.

 

 

 

American Idol is ever so slowly approaching something that resembles excitement. Miley Cyrus guest hosted this week as Crystal Bowersox stood out once again with a Janis Joplin classic.

 

 

Reel World

 

Hot Tub Time Machine hits theaters just in time to kill the last few brain cells left in your head. Though it's far from deep, critics actually don't hate this dude comedy that stars John Cusack as a man transported back to the spandex-infused hell that was the Eighties.

 

 

For the kids, How to Train Your Dragon is now open in wide release. This one's based on a chidren's book about a young viking who attempts to domesticate a dragon...kids are so crazy.

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