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As heard on the Cornbread Morning Show...
Why a Christmas tree is better than a woman
A Christmas tree is ready when you go pick it up.
A Christmas tree won't retaliate if you dump it after a month.
A Christmas tree doesn't mind you looking under it.
Your Christmas tree never orders the lobster bisque and champagne. All it wants is water!
It doesn't matter what a Christmas tree wears, they always look fat in it!
A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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