The Toast - 2.13.09 - Chris Brown vs Rihanna And Jackass Meets DWTS

Pull up a chair and have some Toast, why don't you? Here's how the celebs embarrassed themselves this week.

Star Gazing

 

You'd have to own a TV or radio, or talk to anyone within a five mile radius of one to know Chris Brown stepped into a heap of trouble when his fist apparently ran into Rihanna's face during a Grammy preparty. Mr. Brown's feeling the pain now, as the PR fallout ensues.

 

 

Mischa Barton appears to be on the "Eat Nothing Until You Look Like You're Dead" diet...and it's working for her! The Daily Mail spread a few photos around this week that show the OC star appearing to have one foot in the grave.

 

 

Not long ago, Miley Cyrus made a lame attempt at an apology for offending Asians by making a slant-eyed face with her friends. This week, she tried a little harder with the apology, but who cares?...The damage is done and we really don't like her that much anyway.

 

Tube Talk

 

Men all across the nation lost their reasons to tune into American Idol this week, as Bikini Girl said goodbye...but not before making her feelings known for that soulless excuse for a judge they call Kara.

 

 

 

Jackass star Steve-O occupied Jimmy Kimmel's couch this week to pimp his role on this season's Dancing with the Stars. The former rodeo clown claims to be sober now, but he's still good for an interesting soundbite or two.

 

 

 

The nation entered Jessican Simpson Weight Watch Week Four, as the singer showed off her slightly slimmer body during an appearance on CBS. Now if only we could do something about those acting "skills."

 

 

Reel World

 

Confessions of a Shopaholic hits theaters this weekend. This one's based on a wildly popular book series about a woman completely consumed by shopping...God where'd the author ever come up with that? Read QBert's review here.

 

 

 

Horror fans, crawl out of your caves and check out the new Friday the 13th flick opening this weekend. Michael Bay produced it, adding to his list of classic horror films revised for the modern audience...here's QBert's review.

 

 

 

The International comes along just in time to slam the banking industry at a time when it needs it. Clive Owen and Naomi Watts team up to bring down a corrupt banking corporation known for financing terrorist activity. What'd we think? Here's the review.

 

 

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