 |
  
|
Latest Videos
Justin Bieber Hit with Water Bottle and a Bachelor Pad Fight – The Toast
Plus, Katy Perry's New Video
About The Author:
When I eat Teddy Graham's or any animal shaped food, I like to eat the arms, the legs, the tummy and then the head.Ashton Kutcher Now Unofficial Celeb Commentator & Officially Annoying
- The Story
This archived news story is available only for your personal, non-commercial use. Information in the story may be outdated or superseded by additional information. Reading or replying the story in its archived form does not constitute a re-publiccation of the story.
Breaking news! Ashton Kutcher's opinions of celebrities are now available every couple of hours!
It's sad, because Kutcher's prime (That 70's Show era) has clearly passed. Instead of maintaining a "working actor" status in Hollywood, Mr. Demi Moore has decided to spend his day every two hours about other celebrities' lives instead of having one of his own.
As if enough opinions weren't floating around about Michael Phelp's marijuana "incident", Kutcher decided to stand in as a public relations specialist and voice his commentary on the hullabaloo.
Kutcher Tweeted, "I wish the media would kill this Phelps story. God forbid he hit a bong. Go ask your 20 year old kid what they did last weekend."
Sure, he made his point, but doesn't he have a script to read or something?
Days following his Phelps comments and hundreds of Tweets later, Kutcher decided to piggyback on to the Joaquin Phoneix controversy and give his two cents about Phoenix's odd behavior on the David Letterman show. (If you haven't seen the bizarre video yet, be sure to watch it here.) Ashton questioned Phoenix's behavior as legitimate, saying he may be putting on an act.
If that is the case, at least Phoenix is out there "acting" versus trying to be the next top celebrity blogger.
I understand Kutcher's lack of work these days has resulted in excess time to Tweet with, but I find it humorous that his commentary keeps getting featured as top breaking stories on gossip sites. What on mother Earth merits Kutcher's opinions as newsworthy?
Ashton, your spare time speaks volumes; I know it's played out, but perhaps you should consider another season of Punk'd? Only this time, punk people as your famed 70's show character, Michael Kelso, to switch things up a bit. I find you rather dull otherwise.
|
SELECT blogPost.id, blogPost.blog_id, blogPost.slug, blogPost.member_id, blogPost.title, blogPost.votes, blogPost.comments, blogPost.body, blogPost.photo_id, blogPost.photo_width, blogPost.photo_position, blogPost.body_type, p1.origName as photo_name, p1.extension as photo_extension, p1.width as photo_size_width, if_comments, start_publish, end_publish, updated, blogPost.created, blogPost.display, member.screenname, member.first, member.last, member.signature, CONCAT(member.photo_id,'.',p2.extension) as photo, COUNT(DISTINCT blogPostPhoto.id) as gallery_count, blogCategory.id as category_id, blogCategory.name as category, blogCategory.link as category_url, blog.name as blog_name, blog.title as blog_title, blog.url as blog_url, blogPost.sticky
FROM blogPost
LEFT JOIN photo as p1 on (blogPost.photo_id=p1.id)
LEFT JOIN member on (blogPost.member_id=member.id)
LEFT JOIN blogPostPhoto on (blogPostPhoto.blogPost_id=blogPost.id)
LEFT JOIN photo as p2 on (member.photo_id=p2.id)
LEFT JOIN blogCategory on (blogPost.blogCategory_id=blogCategory.id)
LEFT JOIN blog on (blogPost.blog_id=blog.id)
WHERE blogPost.id='6783'
AND blogPost.start_publish < now() AND (blogPost.end_publish = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' OR blogPost.end_publish > now()) AND blogPost.display = 'Y'
GROUP BY blogPost.id
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Mandi 569 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
SandyShores 569 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Stephers Staff 568 Days agoWhat do you think?
We want to hear from you! Take five seconds to join ToastedRav.com or log in.