The Toast - 3.6.09 - A Watchmen Interview And Britney Spears Hits The Road

Well well well, look who's come crawling back for more Toast. I won't make you beg, we're glad to have you. Here's what went on in Hollywood this week:

Tube Talk

 

 

ABC shook it up on The Bachelor, with Jason Mesnick proposing then dumping the same girl. Though your head's probably still spinning from watching the episode, we have the clip if you care to partake once more.

 

 

 

Jimmy Fallon hopped into Conan's seat to mixed reviews. Though the former SNL dude seemed nervous, critics appear to be on his side, saying a little time will do the boy well.

 

 

 

Andrew Dice Clay rose form the dead just in time to be the first contestant fired this season on The Apprentice. The Dice Man spent the days following his firing bashing Trump and the show for having him on just to kick him outta there.

 

 

Reel World

 

Don't pretend you don't know Watchmen opens this week. We told you about it here, here, and here. Well, believe it or not, we convinced a few cast members to unkwowingly sit down with us for a quick chat. God I love when we get our hands on press junket interviews. Here's QBert's review.

 

 

 

Though no major releases are daring to go toe-to-toe with Watchmen, a few indy films are saying "What the hell?" Notably, 12, a flick out of Russia that bears striking resemblance to the classic 12 Angry Men.

 

 

Star Gazing

 

According to Star, Rihanna and Chris Brown may be married or getting married very soon. This makes perfect sense, because the only reasonable thing to to when someone smacks you around is marry him or her. That way, if he or she kills you the next time, they'll get your life insurance money since you're husband and wife...brilliant!

 

 

Britney kicked off her Circus tour this week in the Big Easy, where her wardrobe changes included a strand of Christmas lights and a truckload of spandex.

 

 

Obviously concerned for the current economic climate, Paris Hilton is covering the entire dashboard of her pink Bentley in diamonds. The Sun reports Paris is transporting the dash to the UK for the work, where they'll use Elmer's glue to apply cubic zirconia and send the insensitive heiress the massive bill.

 

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