Banning Oranges From Soccer? C'Mon!

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So, I used to play bunch ball when I was just a little one and the first thing I think of after my shin guards are the oranges we get during our break. When I stumbled across this article I couldn’t believe what I was reading. Are you serious? Why not ban soccer playing outside because the O-Zone Layer is depleting and it’s bad for the kids’ skin? Read it for yourself but seriously, this is ridiculous and they are really reaching on this one!

I understand concern for well being and health, but they are talking about orange slices!

By the way, here is a photo of our Orange Man Feldman, he is shriviling up and rock hard. (Minus the paper clip someone punctured him with)