Excuse Me, Miss Holly Madison, Can We Talk?

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Dear Holly,

Deep in my heart I knew that this season of The Girls Next Door would be different, but maybe it is my fault that I didn't see this coming. Out of the three girlfriends in the Mansion, you were my favorite. You also, sadly, appeared to be Hef's favorite - you guys shared a room for goodness sakes. If you ignored Kendra's laugh and Bridget's blandness they weren't so bad, but I am starting to wonder if I didn't give them a fair shake.

See, Holly, even though I knew your heart belonged to that weirdo, half-cocked "magician" Chris Angel I still tuned in to see the parties, trips and general excitement that went on at the mansion. Everything was fine for a few episodes and I could pretend, just like you guys were pretending in the show, that you all were all still in one weird, Big Love style relationship. Then, bam, a couple of weeks ago I caught an episode wherein you wore a Chris Angel sweatshirt. I wasn't upset because it is an ugly sweatshirt or because his "logo" was so stupid, I was (and am) upset because it made me remember that this whole time you were running around smooching Hef and calling him "Puffin" it was all an act.

It took me almost 30 minutes, but I brushed off the sweatshirt incident and moved along with my day. The final straw in all of this was the recent Mardi Gras episode. You actually dressed up like Chris Angel for the celebration. While I think that it is weird to begin with that you dressed up like someone you are dating, I thought I was tacky to do it on the show. Seriously, you used to be the classy one! Holly, I am respectfully displacing you as my favorite 'Girl Next Door.' I am not jumping on the Kendra or Bridget bandwagons, instead you are being replaced by Hef's assistant Mary.

Sincerely,

Melody